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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2008 11:19 pm
Because the Lord works in mysterious ways...

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/8894/jesusds5.jpg
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2008 11:24 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Shocked










eeewwww.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 26 Dec, 2008 11:31 pm
@Rockhead,
Strange lungs..
rosborne979
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 12:01 am
@Robert Gentel,
Jesus [H.airyass] Christ!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 12:45 am
@ossobuco,
You see LUNGS?


Someone used to have that as their avatar.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 01:01 am
@dlowan,
erm, obviously not. But think of the fibrous compilation.


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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 02:02 am
I'm not convinced. It looks photoshopped.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 08:24 am
@InfraBlue,
So...if Jesus really DID appear to appear on a dog's bum this WOULD convince you of something?
PDiddie
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 09:58 am
That's a classic. There's a whole website devoted to these:

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/
InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 01:51 pm
@dlowan,
It would convince me that the fur pattern on the dog's butt, and his butt hole actually appeared the way jesus is regularly represented in art.

But it looks too photoshoppy to convince me that it is an acutal, unadulterated photo.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 02:00 pm
@InfraBlue,
InfraBlue wrote:
I'm not convinced. It looks photoshopped.


Do you need to put your fingers through the holes in his hands, doubting Thomas?

That's the real deal right there.
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 02:54 pm
@PDiddie,
PDiddie wrote:

That's a classic. There's a whole website devoted to these:

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/


wow.

I heart this site.
I'm going to sit here until I view every single Jesus of the week.

So far, this is my favorite....

http://media.jesusoftheweek.com/1328988.0.jpg

I mean, what in Sam Hill does this have to do with anything?

Here is what the sitemaster has to say about this...

Disciple Rick writes, "It looks like Jesus and Roy Horn had something in common, after all. Spilled his drink and everything."

The pinot noir floweth over, the whip is on the table, and a big, white tiger is looking sexy. Wait a second. Did the tiger whip Jesus's back? Or are those claw marks? How much pinot exactly did that tiger drink before pawing his goblet over?

Pretty inventive fantasy here -- and nice touch with the matching merlot-colored shawl draped on God's only son.

Somewhere in Vegas, Siegfried's cell phone is ringing.

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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 05:43 pm
@Robert Gentel,
"Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe."

But if you say it's an unadulterated photo, then I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE! The dog's butt really does look like Jesus as he's regularly represented in art!
chai2
 
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Reply Sat 27 Dec, 2008 07:55 pm
@InfraBlue,
InfraBlue wrote:

The dog's butt really does look like Jesus as he's regularly represented in art!


Well, where do you think artists got the idea how Jesus should look?
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sun 28 Dec, 2008 10:48 am
The best example of Christianity as dogma ever.
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