SEX FROG

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a
box full of frogs.

The sign says:
"Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions)."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.. As soon
as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to
do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this
point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the
paper it says,"If you have any problems or questions, please call the
pet store." The lady calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right
over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me!
I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time."

hehehe...