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Thu 27 Nov, 2008 11:29 am
An 85-year-old went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. she tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing."
"We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
@rozqui,
Thanks for the good laugh - especially today on Thanksgiving.
@cicerone imposter,
no problem. love to share.. you can share your funny stories too to me.. i will definitely appreciate it.. happy thanksgiving america.. we dont have those holidays here..
@cicerone imposter,
It's a crap joke ci.
Anybody embarking on a rigmarole of that nature would get the jar open first. You wouldn't start trying to get the jar open when your knees started trembling and your eyeballs began rolling and you had forgotten it.
There's a humour thread here called Really Bad Jokes -- Don't be Afraid to Post Yours Here. (I'm serious.) Might want to check it out. That's where the sperm count joke belongs.
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