@Reyn,
no need for me to stuff my fingers into my ears - my hearing is diminishing without any help !
actually had a hearing test last week and the ENT doctor told me :
"you have arthritis in your ears ! "
me : "WHAT ? "
ENT - louder : "YOU HAVE ... "
so he explained to me that arthritis is reducing the "malleability" of the bones in my inner ears - they just are not as flexible as they used to be ... hence : "WHAT ?" is becoming one of my favourite words .
hbg
actually waited only a couple of months - didn't miss much in the world
these can also be used as musical instruments <GRIN>