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Sun 23 Nov, 2008 10:43 am
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
Crap Christmas humor! I'm in!!
NB. This cartoon is making a re-appearance.
What do they call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Claustrophbia
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why didn't the Nativity occur in New Zealand?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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