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IF YOU HAD YOUR LIFE TO LIVE OVER

 
 
Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:44 am
IF the religious right knew what I thought, they'd burn me at the stake.
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Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:44 am
Good thing I've got mirrored shades.
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Lightwizard
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:45 am
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may get drowned in the bidet!
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hebba
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:45 am
It´s good that I´m following these wildly twisting threads.Pity the poor souls who come in after a few hours of THIS!!
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:45 am
If you knew what the religious right thought, you'd burn them at the stake.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:46 am
I'd bring kindling
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:48 am
Un soir, un gendarme passait une petite rue du rive gauche, lorsqu'il voyait un homme debout en face d'un mur, avec son membre à la main.

<<Monsieur, d'it-il, il est interdit de pisser sur le troitoir!>>

<<Je ne pise pas, je m'abuse.>>

<<Mille pardons, Monsieur, vive le sport!>>
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Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:48 am
I don't want to burn them... I'm afraid of the stench. But I do want them to go away. Maybe their rapture will take them. It is my fondest wish.
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hebba
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:49 am
Encore une fois,trés bon!!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:50 am
Hey Piffka, check THIS out.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:50 am
We ought to work up a rapture dance...kind of hurry it along.
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hebba
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:53 am
Very funny.Twelve blow up dolls!!Were they always in his possesion or did he buy them solely for the party?
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Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:58 am
I'm still laughing and it is so sad. What idjits.

<gasping for breath>

I think the Rapture Dance involves danger and <snort> sunroofs.

(I always wondered why I insisted on sunroofs in my cars. Maybe there's more to this than we think.)
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Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:59 am
"Take me Lord!"
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 09:59 am
If we could arrange such events on a large scale, the political rhetoric in this country might tone down a little . . .
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Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:01 am
So what sort of Rapture Dance could we put together? Would it involve a lot of blow-up dolls filled with helium?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:04 am
Yeah, but ye'd hafta dress 'em up as apostles . . .

Always hoped that i'd be an apostle
Knew that i could make it anyhow
Don't disturb me now,
I can see the answers
'Til this evening is this morning, life is fine . . .


from Jesus Christ, Superstar, and early effort of A. L. Weber
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:19 am
Would a rapture dance be anything like "The Neutron Dance"? Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:20 am
I'm still burnin' . . .
Doin' the neutron dance . . .
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Piffka
 
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Reply Thu 21 Nov, 2002 10:32 am
Wouldn't white sheets work? What DID the apostles wear? It just needs to look authentic from a few car lengths away.
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