IF the religious right knew what I thought, they'd burn me at the stake.
Good thing I've got mirrored shades.
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow you may get drowned in the bidet!
It´s good that I´m following these wildly twisting threads.Pity the poor souls who come in after a few hours of THIS!!
If you knew what the religious right thought, you'd burn them at the stake.
Un soir, un gendarme passait une petite rue du rive gauche, lorsqu'il voyait un homme debout en face d'un mur, avec son membre à la main.
<<Monsieur, d'it-il, il est interdit de pisser sur le troitoir!>>
<<Je ne pise pas, je m'abuse.>>
<<Mille pardons, Monsieur, vive le sport!>>[/b]
I don't want to burn them... I'm afraid of the stench. But I do want them to go away. Maybe their rapture will take them. It is my fondest wish.
Encore une fois,trés bon!!
We ought to work up a rapture dance...kind of hurry it along.
Very funny.Twelve blow up dolls!!Were they always in his possesion or did he buy them solely for the party?
I'm still laughing and it is so sad. What idjits.
<gasping for breath>
I think the Rapture Dance involves danger and <snort> sunroofs.
(I always wondered why I insisted on sunroofs in my cars. Maybe there's more to this than we think.)
If we could arrange such events on a large scale, the political rhetoric in this country might tone down a little . . .
So what sort of Rapture Dance could we put together? Would it involve a lot of blow-up dolls filled with helium?
Yeah, but ye'd hafta dress 'em up as apostles . . .
Always hoped that i'd be an apostle
Knew that i could make it anyhow
Don't disturb me now,
I can see the answers
'Til this evening is this morning, life is fine . . .
from Jesus Christ, Superstar, and early effort of A. L. Weber
I'm still burnin' . . .
Doin' the neutron dance . . .
Wouldn't white sheets work? What DID the apostles wear? It just needs to look authentic from a few car lengths away.