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Prank label for "man stuff".

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boomerang
 
Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 08:42 pm
So I get to the grocery today and notice that Mr. B has added "Deoderant -- man's stuff" to my shopping list.

I guess BAN is too girly for him.

I want to make a fake lable for this can of deoderant that I bought that has warnings/precautions/directions/side effects for use by a "man"

Help me prank Mr. B by suggesting "man" labeling!

Thanks!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 08:51 pm
@boomerang,
<thinking>
mac11
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 08:54 pm
@boomerang,
For that sweaty workout smell...all day long.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 08:54 pm
@ossobuco,
Do not use while operating machinery.

Remove all fish hooks before application.


Cover application area with adhesive tape before application.


Well, surely I'll have to think again..
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 08:57 pm
"The revolutionary deodorant with Nair, leaving you both smooth and dry."

"With just the right mixture of pheromones, guaranteed to draw any man within 15 feet closer and closer to you."

"Combination antiperspirant and contraceptive means you'll never forget so you'll never be late."
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:00 pm
@ossobuco,
<edit one of those 'applications'>
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:01 pm
@Robert Gentel,
Snort..
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:03 pm
@ossobuco,
Erections lasting longer than four hours require immediate medical attention.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:05 pm
@boomerang,
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ama/lowres/aman164l.jpg
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:07 pm
@boomerang,
For external use only.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:10 pm
@Robert Gentel,
"Scrape crud off before applying directly to skin."
"The revolutionary underarm hair club for men deodorant gets rid of the grey leaving you younger looking and back in the game."
"With WD-40 for the perfect golf swing."
"Guaranteed to make underarm farts louder and longer."
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 10:06 pm
"Should not be handled by women who are pregnant or may become pregnant."
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 10:58 pm
"We proudly test our products on small Asian children, very few of them die"
nimh
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 11:12 pm
@2PacksAday,
Heh
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 11:28 pm
Just cross out the "de" in deodorant.

And make the label pink.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2008 12:28 am
@boomerang,
Warnings:

Dangerous if mixed with oestrogen.

If penis becomes larger by more than 2", discontinue use.

Do NOT wear within 3 yards of intoxicated women unless carrying condoms.

Not to be used by men under 17 years of age (18 in some states, please check local laws.)

Deepening of voice and enlargement of pectoral muscles are normal with extended use.







DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2008 08:06 am
@dlowan,
Are these warnings, or an ad campaign?
boomerang
 
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Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2008 08:13 am
Hehehehehe.

Thanks all. I'll work on the label today and try to post a photo of the finished "product".
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2008 08:19 am
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:

Are these warnings, or an ad campaign?


Well, a certain amount of irony is present.
sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2008 08:22 am
@dlowan,
You work for Axe, don't you...?

http://www.theaxeeffect.com/flash.html

(Got some Axe deodorant for hubby as a stocking stuffer last year -- joke -- but it smells AWFUL.)
 

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