1) You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.
2) Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
3) You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
4) "I miss you, but my aim is improving."
5) Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
6) I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
HAHA! Hope you like 'em!