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The Best Insults In The World

 
 
misa
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Jun, 2012 11:53 am
@The Nexus,
no one wants to Hypnotize you cause they dont want to look at your face
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akmx42sis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 15 Jul, 2012 04:54 am
@Francis,
marry me?
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EmilyCountryRedneck
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 Aug, 2012 11:42 am
@The Nexus,
1) You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.
2) Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
3) You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
4) "I miss you, but my aim is improving."
5) Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
6) I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
HAHA! Hope you like 'em!
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Quija
 
  1  
Reply Thu 1 Nov, 2012 10:59 am
your so annoying you could piss off a happy meal!
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Advocate
 
  1  
Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2013 01:54 pm
You are half a wit.
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Advocate
 
  1  
Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2013 01:56 pm
@R-gasm,
R-gasm wrote:

When in the middle of someone else's monlougue and they take abreath...
...I love the way you were silent just there.


Super!!!!!!!!
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Advocate
 
  1  
Reply Tue 1 Jan, 2013 01:59 pm
@Setanta,
A better insult might be:

Had Darwin met you, he would have said he was wrong.
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JLNobody
 
  2  
Reply Tue 13 Aug, 2013 09:10 pm
President Bush wanted to use a local church for a
> photo op. His advance man said to the pastor, "We will
> make a $10,000 contribution to your church if, during
> your introduction of the president, you say he is a
> saint."
>
>
> The pastor agreed and accepted the $10,000
> contribution.
>
>
> In introducing the President before a nationally
> televised audience, the pastor began, "George Bush is
> a nitwit and a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite. He
> stole the 2000 election and probably the 2004 election
> as well," the reverend continued.
>
>
> "He has polarized the country.
> He has politicized science.
> He lied about his military record.
> He invaded a country on totally false pretenses and
> had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose
> before a banner proclaiming MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
> He continues to blur the line between church and
> state.
> Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his
> administration.
> He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever
> known!
>
>
> But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."
>
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gungasnake
 
  0  
Reply Tue 13 Aug, 2013 09:49 pm
@The Nexus,
You look like an Obama voter.....
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wildboymarkwild
 
  -1  
Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2014 08:43 am
@The Nexus,
Hippy divvy asshole
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