The Best Insults In The World

no one wants to Hypnotize you cause they dont want to look at your face

marry me?

1) You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.
2) Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
3) You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
4) "I miss you, but my aim is improving."
5) Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
6) I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
HAHA! Hope you like 'em!

your so annoying you could piss off a happy meal!

You are half a wit.

Super!!!!!!!!

A better insult might be:

Had Darwin met you, he would have said he was wrong.

President Bush wanted to use a local church for a
> photo op. His advance man said to the pastor, "We will
> make a $10,000 contribution to your church if, during
> your introduction of the president, you say he is a
> saint."
>
>
> The pastor agreed and accepted the $10,000
> contribution.
>
>
> In introducing the President before a nationally
> televised audience, the pastor began, "George Bush is
> a nitwit and a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite. He
> stole the 2000 election and probably the 2004 election
> as well," the reverend continued.
>
>
> "He has polarized the country.
> He has politicized science.
> He lied about his military record.
> He invaded a country on totally false pretenses and
> had the gall to land on an aircraft carrier and pose
> before a banner proclaiming MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
> He continues to blur the line between church and
> state.
> Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his
> administration.
> He is the worst example of a Christian I've ever
> known!
>
>
> But compared to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint."
>

You look like an Obama voter.....

Hippy divvy asshole