The 100 Greatest Movie Insults

I feel a little dirty for watching that.

Cyrano de Bergerac: Your nose is rather large.

Sunday Too Far Away:
a movie about Australian "big shed" shearers, the union, the strike, the life.
Back ground. The shearers cook (a man) wasnt doing a very good job and became the butt of ribald remarks.

from the front: Right youse blokes who called the cook a c**t?

from the back: who called the c**t a cook?
(cant find a clip for that)

Also:

Ya SCAB!

clip 3
http://aso.gov.au/titles/features/sunday-too-far-away/

Liz Taylor to Vivienne Leigh (I think it was) "There's only two things I can't stand about you, and that's your face".

That's hysterical. One explicit insult: "your face" and one deep cutting implicit insult (if I got it right). Did she call Vivienne Leigh's character a two face?

In Witches of Eastwick, Cher insults Nicholson with everything she can think of... and then sleeps with him anyway.

I can't recall exactly which film but I think it might have been one of the Tennesee Williams screen plays - maybe Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or something.

I'm sure the list is posted somewhere, but I like the challenge of figuring this out for myself (question marks after a title indicate uncertainty -- question marks in place of a title indicate complete cluelessness):

1. Roxanne
2. ?
3. ?
4. The Princess Bride
5. A Fish Called Wanda
6. Return of the Jedi ?
7. The Wizard of Oz
8. Casino
9. The Three Amigos
10. A Clockwork Orange
11. ?
12. Save the Tiger?
13. ?
14. The Witches of Eastwick
15. ?
16. ?
17. Full Metal Jacket
18. There Will Be Blood
19. Toy Story
20. Casablanca
21. ?
22. The Women
23. Predator
24. Army of Darkness
25. ?
26. Uncle Buck
27. ?
28. ?
29. Billy Madison
30. ?
31. The Departed
32. ?
33. In the Loop
34. Glengarry Glen Ross
35. Stand By Me
36. ?
37. Duck Soup
38. Caddyshack
39. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?
40.South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
41. Napoleon Dynamite
42. Mean Girls
43. The Breakfast Club
44. As Good as it Gets
45. ?
46. ?
47. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
48. Full Metal Jacket
49. City Slickers
50. ?
51. True Grit
52. Short Circuit
53. Raging Bull?
54. The Usual Suspects?
55. ?
56. Caddyshack
57. ?
58. Ghostbusters
59. ?
60. ?
61. Beverly Hills Cop?
62. ?
63. Haunted Honeymoon?
64. Glengarry Glen Ross
65. A Fish Called Wanda
66. Goodfellas
67. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
68. ?
69. Trading Places
70. ?
71. ?
72. Gangs of New York
73. Reservoir Dogs?
74. The Breakfast Club
75. ?
76. Full Metal Jacket
77. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
78. Donnie Darko?
79. Scarface
80. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?
81. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
82. ?
83. ?
84. In the Loop
85. ?
86. Blazing Saddles
87. The Way of the Gun
88. ?
89. Clerks
90. ?
91. The Exorcist
92. ?
93. Weird Science?
94. ?
95. True Romance
96. In the Loop
97. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
98. ?
99. The Front?
100. Gone with the Wind

Not one of the better lists. Too much repetition. Although, to be fair, I suppose it is difficult to pick out the best insults in Full Metal Jacket and In the Loop.

There your clothes motherf***er.
-Pulp Fiction

"Eat ... my ... shorts." -- John Bender, The Breakfast Club.

"Hornswogglin' cricker-crucker!"

-Gabby Johnson, Blazing Saddles.

Haven't you done enough spamming for one day?

Enough already!

Hmm ... I don't recognize it.

Which movie is that from, Miss Olga? "You've got mail"?

No, not a movie, Ticomaya, a spamming poster to this thread (& loads of other posts to other threads here today! Grrrr!) I was responding to.

http://able2know.org/topic/160031-1

I thought that was a quote from Streetcar Named Desire. The correct quote should have been...

"Your ego's writing cheques your body can't cash!"

ha ha ha

can't even remember what film it's from but I think it's an army thing.