Wiener dog.

He's too cute to eat. His beady little eyes will watch while you chomp down.

probably full of mustard too

I would suspect the dog would put up a bit of a struggle if you attempted to eat him and there is the real possibility of a finger being lacerated in the process. I think it would be better to let the dog live and go with a bratwurst.

thx for the heads up Gus. If you are in a bit of a hurry to eat then I've found that 5 min in the microwave will settle them d0wn enough to allow a calm meal . A lobster bib is a good idea........