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What Is Your Death Wish?

 
 
RexRed
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2008 06:49 am
I don't know, I torn between being tossed from a high window at city hall or being hung from the bell tower...

What do you think? Smile
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 14 Nov, 2008 07:28 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
count on Gus to weigh in with the thoughtful answer instead of just posting willy nilly with no serious consideration....as usual Gus, you raise the tone of the place....
Diest TKO
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 07:10 am
I'm kind of fond of the scenario where I disappear and then people claim to see me for years and years, claiming I never died.

I die some human death with no real meaning, and who I was becomes bigger than me.

T
K
O
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 07:48 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Well, my grandmother died of heart failure, while asleep;
that 's not too bad of a way to go.

I had an uncle who appears to have suffered an ischemic stroke,
while walking down the street with his girlfriend, in Arizona.
It was alleged of him that he was dead before he hit the ground.
That 's kind of a trouble-free death,
but I 'd not want to be accused of being a litterbug.



I don 't approve of the wild dog treatment,
because after the natural canine processing has been completed
the results have been converted into obama and left in the street.
One 's mother did not raise him up to reach such an end.





David
OGIONIK
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:24 am
@OmSigDAVID,
my wish is to die in a heavy firefight taking extensive damage and in the end overcoming insurmountable odds for an honorable cause.

to become immortal, one must first die.

yeah, im weird O_o
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:38 am
I would prefer to die choking on my own vomit.
squinney
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 09:57 am
@RexRed,
RexRed wrote:

I don't know, I torn between being tossed from a high window at city hall or being hung from the bell tower...

What do you think? Smile


I think no man could ask for more than to die well hung.


OGIONIK
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 10:00 am
@Gargamel,
eeew gargam, vomit tastes nasty.

i thought i was strange..

u tak the cake there buddy hehe Razz
Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 10:02 am
@OGIONIK,
That's how all the cool rock stars go out. Pills + booze = vomit in your sleep.

Good times.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 10:03 am
@OGIONIK,
Garg - that red will stain the carpet so try to choke without spewing.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 10:12 am
@squinney,
I shall remain courteous and well-mannered, even in the throes...
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 11:31 am
@squinney,
Quote:

I think no man could ask for more than to die well hung.

Well, if he was well hung, the dogs might have access
to the remains, giving rise to the objections hereinabove set forth at greater length.

(unless he is taken down soon enuf)





David
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FatBastard
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 12:42 pm
Pie!!!! In mah belly!!!!!!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/Ratatack/fat_bastard.jpg
Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 12:45 pm
@FatBastard,
You already did that. On another thread. It wasn't funny then. Nor is it now.

In fact, it wasn't funny in Austin Powers, either.
Francis
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 12:46 pm
Well, I would like to finish in a hole, preferably with some hair around...
FatBastard
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 12:53 pm
@Gargamel,
Get in mah belly koolaid boy!!!

http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/goldmember/fat-bastard.jpg
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 17 Nov, 2008 06:16 pm
@Francis,
Quote:

I would like to finish in a hole, preferably with some hair around...

Something like that with the Chef aboard the Titanic,
who expected certain doom, consumed a lot of freely available wine,
clung to the last dry, highest piece of the ship as it went down,
stepped off onto some floating debris with his wine and was rescued intact.





David
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nythin
 
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Reply Tue 18 Nov, 2008 01:12 pm
What Is Your Death Wish?

Mmmm.... actually not hard to choose, I just want to die while im a sleep while having the best dream of my life... what dream is i'll find out when im about to die.

Nythin.
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