dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 03:44 pm
@kuvasz,
kuvasz wrote:

don't forget beer farts, silent but deadly.
Drunk


Very Happy
realjohnboy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 03:46 pm
@dagmaraka,
The trick, after releasing one, is to immediately point to someone else. Having some acting experience is a big plus.
DontTreadOnMe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 04:44 pm
@realjohnboy,
realjohnboy wrote:

The trick, after releasing one, is to immediately point to someone else. Having some acting experience is a big plus.


in the name of all that is holy, DO NOT try to light one of those puppies up! we had a room mate try that once a long time ago.

poor bastard burnt the bejeezuz outta his junk. he walks a little cattiwumpus to this day.


  http://www.prestoimages.com/store/rd648/648_pd223119_1.jpg



spendius
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 06:38 pm
@DontTreadOnMe,
We have a fart lighting competition every Boxing Day. It's a secular festival here.

The same chap has won three years running so we are thinking of bringing the degree of difficulty and style into the judging to complement the dramatic effect. It's to give the ladies a chance.
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Nov, 2008 06:41 pm
@spendius,
Your room mate was probably not positioned flagrantly enough and an amateur on the timing.
DontTreadOnMe
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 01:18 pm
@spendius,
spendius wrote:

Your room mate was probably not positioned flagrantly enough and an amateur on the timing.

Laughing true enough. it's not what ya do, but how ya do it...

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InfraBlue
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 04:57 pm
Fears of Democrat crackdown lead to gun sales boom
AP
MIDLOTHIAN, Va. " When 10-year-old Austin Smith heard Barack Obama had been elected president, he had one question: Does this mean I won't get a new gun for Christmas?

That brought his mother, the camouflage-clad Rachel Smith, to Bob Moates Sports Shop on Thursday, where she was picking out that special 20-gauge shotgun " one of at least five weapons she plans to buy before Obama takes office in January.

Like Smith, gun enthusiasts nationwide are stocking up on firearms out of fears that the combination of an Obama administration and a Democrat-dominated Congress will result in tough new gun laws.
more. . .
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 05:26 pm
Aha! Found out why cj's the way he is. Lead poisoning, well-known to cause mental retardation.

http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/hunting/news/story?id=3450840

Lead shot fragments into micro pieces too small to notice when you eat the game you kill. Too many years eating too much stuff you shot can turn you into a raving loony. Sorry, cj.
spendius
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 06:28 pm
@MontereyJack,
I wondered why our grouse shooting aristocrats are such wonderfully amusing clowns. Somebody said that inhaling the fumes off horse piss adds significantly to the entertainment. Lord Birkenhead I think it was.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Nov, 2008 07:48 pm
@MontereyJack,
well that accounts for his Unca Ted as well...
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