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I think that I Murdered a Hamster!

 
 
Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 11:25 am
I am absolutely beside myself. I was answering a question about the film, "The Godfather" and hit the "reply" button. I (sob) got this:


Quote:

You have just caused an error that took the life of one of the hardest working hamsters. But the good news is that we wrote down the error and will give it to our overlords so that they can figure out how to make it not happen again.


I am not averse to swatting a fly, or stepping on a bug. But a hamster??? The thought that I was the cause of the untimely death of one of those beloved little creatures has me in a fit of sadness.

Then again, maybe the ghost of Don Corleone "made me an offer I couldn't refuse"!
Laughing
 
LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 11:30 am
@Phoenix32890,
Never go against the hamster family.
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 11:55 am
@LionTamerX,
The hamster sleeps with the fishes..
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 02:39 pm
@Phoenix32890,
Nyah...fuhgeddaboudit.

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margo
 
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Reply Sun 2 Nov, 2008 08:16 pm
@Phoenix32890,
Phoenix

Ya ain't da first, mate!

It's happened to hingehead!
http://able2know.org/topic/123605-1

and the lovely Letty:
http://able2know.org/topic/122639-1

and Squinney was greatly traumatised:
http://able2know.org/topic/122637-1

Guess they have a short life! Don't feel guilty. That's their job!
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 02:47 am
@margo,
....and MOI?! The webmaster of the HAMSTER HANGOUT!

How do you all think how OI feel????


http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news3036.jpg
Quote:
"They're squirmy, scurrying little vermin, and they make my skin crawl. I speak for all of my assembled colleagues when I say that the horrible little things deserve the worst we can dish out."
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 03:28 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Those are MICE!


Goddammit......
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 03:35 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3459768)
Those are MICE!


Hideously deformed hamsters. An offence to Nature and Hamsterdom...
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 05:31 am
@dlowan,
dlowan- And what exactly are wrong with mice? I love those little critters........................as long as they have been invited and are not squatters!
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Nov, 2008 08:14 pm
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2584996776_42660dba36.jpg?v=0

Here ya go!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 4 Nov, 2008 01:42 am
@Phoenix32890,
Quote:
Don Corleone "made me an offer I couldn't refuse"!


You know if the Don was REALLY serious. About a year later he could have send the victim one of these!!!!!
http://www.massivemutant.com/pictures/brownhorsecake

I mean. How could ANYONE look at that cake and NOT think of the movie? And then still buy it?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2013 12:44 pm

http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x336/RegionPhilbis/curm-hamster_zps723edb0a.jpg
nothingtodo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2013 12:47 pm
@Phoenix32890,
What?

Your supposed to kill it, you keep the valuable tumor.

On a serious note though, they do fall of shelves, so watch out, it is upsetting if you let that happen whilst cleaning the cage. They break easily on objects on the way down, like little toy soldiers to no cause but running.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2013 12:47 pm
@Region Philbis,
I once knew a woman who looked like that. The expression on that critter gave me
shivers up my spine!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jan, 2013 01:04 pm
@Region Philbis,
Reminds me of my eighth grade teacher..
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2014 09:07 am

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/155844_574988399254549_2142970017_n.png
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Germlat
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2014 09:24 am
@Phoenix32890,
First laugh I've had all day...thanks
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