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The Texan and the minister

 
 
Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 11:16 am
The Texan and the minister

A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The TEXAN looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 11:24 am
That's good.

You're sure to have seen this one recently:

Two pensioners have a glint in their eye.

She: Let's dash upstairs and make love!
He: Pick one, I can't do both.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 01:23 pm
He he he, these are both cute.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2003 09:20 pm
hahaha!
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deniZen
 
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Reply Mon 22 Sep, 2003 04:25 am
Says a lot for relativity, doesn't it? hehee
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