I'm the Guy Who Wrote the "Assault Weapons" Ban

OK folks, which one of these is an "assualt weaspon"?

Isn't it about time that you grew up?

I don't know...pick one...put it in your mouth and pull the trigger....see if you feel assaulted....

Wipe your chin!

I guess that would be harder for you Chief...getting the arrow in your mouth then pulling back on the bow backwards and all....

Don't have to. I hire stains like you to do that kind of work for me.

buddy that's not necessary. I'm sure there are plenty of people who would do the job for free.

So, fat finger typos aside, which one in the assault weapon?

I doubt it was fat fingers as much as a fat head. When ARE you going to grow up?

Answer the question or go funk yourself loser.

Well, according to Steve Johnson's firearms blog, the website you got the photo from,



And according to H2OMan's Athen's Water Company site:

a colt fan, eh ? you're not a cheap date.

i could be wrong, but i think that they are all civilian legal assault rifles.

Now why am I not surprised...

Scary thought, though.

Which one is the automatic weapon?

Strike three you're all out.

Again there are two definitions of "assault weapon", a functional and a political definition. The political definition is basically just anything which rises much over about an eight on a scale of one to ten for looking scary to demoKKKrats. All three of the weapons pictured would qualify.

The functional definition means something light, easy to carry around, easy to carry lots of ammo around for, just big enough to take an adversary out of the battle, and sufficiently low recoil for rapid and fairly accurate follow-on shots. Closest thing in the world to that to my thinking would be the little lever-action Henry rifle in 22WMR:



That's basically a $350 item on gunbroker.com all day long, generally used for turkeys, coyotes, groundhogs, crows etc., and Barack Oinkbama and the demoKKKrats will probably want to ban it along with ammo for it.

what's best for shooting snakes?

I just don't get why peoples dicks are so hard for all these rifles... they're expensive as hell and the chances of you using one to defend yourselves one day is slim. I understand hobbies and if you can afford this one good for you...but quit jerking off to them for God's sake.

If someone comes in my home with bad intentions...a shotgun sawed off to the legal limit aimed in their general direction will probably kill them if loaded with big enough shot and they're not that expensive. If someone comes in my house I want to kill them first shot and be done with it so I can get back to sleep.

Unlike stocks or cars, guns rarely if ever lose value, unless you wear them out. So I don't understand how they are "expensive".