Gargamel, if you buy a dog from a breeder or a pet store I'm going to drive down to Chicago and pull your tongue out through your rectum.
Just so you know.
My parents named me "Alias." I guess they didn't think about the implications of me working any government jobs later in life.
My middle name is "Seiichi." It was given to my parents by my Great Grandfather. Thank goodness too, my parents original pick was "Moon Wolf."
I **** you not.