Baby Names: Your Child Is not a Boston Terrier

In thirty years I will be one hundred and twenty seven years old.

I know a pregnant woman right now, who is planning on naming the baby Meyer.

There is a hockey player who goes by the name of Bernie Ferderko. Who would name their kid Bernie?

I have found it to be worse the other way, the kid has a really cool name and is a total dweeb. There is a kid named Hunter in our neighborhood, he's fat, lazy and his idea of hunting is to drive to the Burger King and beg an employee to make him a triple whopper, with extra fixings, for the same price as the double.

I come from a short line of men with the initials "J.B." I'm the thirds generation sporting the initials.

There aren't that many good names that fit the bill. Mine, which I ain't sayin' here, sucks.