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Baby Names: Your Child Is not a Boston Terrier

 
 
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:39 am
In thirty years I will be one hundred and twenty seven years old.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:39 am
But I will still be able to do three push-ups.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:40 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
Quote:
In thirty years I will be one hundred and twenty seven years old.


...and you'll still be making the sheep blush and giggle.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:42 am
That's right. And I will still make her bleat.
Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:42 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
With a name like gustavratzenhofer I must say I'm not surprised.

It simply screams virility.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:43 am
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:

I know a pregnant woman right now, who is planning on naming the baby Meyer.


Meyer Meyer is someone I really like(d): he worked in the 87th Precinct ....
Joeblow
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:44 am
@Joeblow,
If only all parents were as thoughtful when naming their children.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 10:54 am
There is a hockey player who goes by the name of Bernie Ferderko. Who would name their kid Bernie?
Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:09 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
gustavratzenhofer wrote:

There is a hockey player who goes by the name of Bernie Ferderko. Who would name their kid Bernie?


Bernard is a respectable blue collar name.

My own family has succmbed to that particular epidemic I will call "the Irish contest." This is where you name your kid after an 18th century bishop from Galway, to prove your dedication to your roots.

Hey everyone, this is my son, "Seamus Eammon Fitzgerald." Punch him!
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:10 am
@Green Witch,
Green Witch wrote:

I have found it to be worse the other way, the kid has a really cool name and is a total dweeb. There is a kid named Hunter in our neighborhood, he's fat, lazy and his idea of hunting is to drive to the Burger King and beg an employee to make him a triple whopper, with extra fixings, for the same price as the double.


Hunter is a cool name?

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:12 am
@roger,
Well, it's not as cool as Roger, but it's darn close.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:18 am
I come from a short line of men with the initials "J.B." I'm the thirds generation sporting the initials.

There aren't that many good names that fit the bill. Mine, which I ain't sayin' here, sucks.

But if, God forbid, I have a son, he's going to be "Jethro Bartholemew." If he's lucky, we'll call him J Bart.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:29 am
@patiodog,
pdog wrote:
I come from a short line of men with the initials "J.B." I'm the thirds generation sporting the initials.

There aren't that many good names that fit the bill. Mine, which I ain't sayin' here, sucks.


I will venture a guess. Julius Brad?
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:30 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
Worse than Julius, better than Brad.
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:31 am
Justinius Bruce?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:33 am
@patiodog,
Just tell people it stands for Jason Bourne...
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:34 am
I'm naming my next kid Huckleberry Moonbeam just so Chuck Norris can beat the tar out of all the kids who will make fun of him.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:35 am
@Walter Hinteler,
Which reminds me of Major Major..
gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:37 am
At the very least this thread has established the fact that boomer is having another child. Perhaps a round of congratulations is in order?
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 22 Oct, 2008 11:44 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
A baby?

I think she should give it the first name of zoomerang.
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