@Cycloptichorn,
John McCain once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
When someone asked John McCain if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied "What does 'afraid' mean?"
There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. John McCain's right hand and John McCain's left hand.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after John McCain in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses John McCain and lives.
It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what John McCain does in a single day.
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. John McCain needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
If John McCain had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. John McCain see the glass as a deadly weapon.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face John McCain, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
John McCain never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.