Wind

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I can't stop
passing wind. Luckily, it doesn't smell and they are always
silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed wind twice since I've
been here in your office, but you didn't even notice."

"I can help you," says the doc. "Take these pills and come
back next week."

The next week, the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I
don't know what you gave me, but now my farts reek."

The doctor says, "Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let's
work on your hearing."