Too old for golf?

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How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Edith.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went."

"But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," Edith pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."

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OW!!!! That hurts!!!
George went to the doctor and says,"Doc, I ache all over. Where ever I touch, it hurts." The doc says, "Ok, touch your elbow." George touched his elbow and winces in pain.

The doc, surprised, says, "Touch your head." George touches his head and jumps in agony. Doc told him to touch his knee, and the same thing happened. Every where George touched, it hurt terribly. The doc is stumped, and orders a complete examination, including x-rays, and told him to come back in two days. Two days later, George came back, and the doc says, "We have found the problem." "Oh yeah? What is it?" "You have broken your finger!" Smile

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