@reasoning logic,
As I drove through the back face of the SOuthern Appalachians these pqast several days, I became aware of how ingrained the "the end times polka" is being played down in the Carolinas through the SMokies and into the Plateau of Tennessee.
Id seen many many billboards announcing the "Day of Judgement MAY 21 at 6PM". I also saw many many people carrying placards and walking the streets of small towns. Dayton had several sign bearers with "repent" in big red letters. Some of the billboards had web sites which took paypal (I guess in case you wish to make a small tax deductible donation to assuage the gods of the apocalypse).
I wasnt sure (and I didnt want to get my head knocked off by some of these true believers) but I was wondering whether this would be THE APOCALYPSE. with the horses and ****. I never found out and I was late getting to CHatanooga and then home that I just forgot about asking around.
Is this THE REAL APOCALYPSE? CAuse if it is, Im thinking of buying a Mercialago tomorrow. Ill have it for a few days and then , whatever.

I think I even like the lime rickey green color