@spendius,
Isn't the demise of every civilisation due to a failure to set aside natural scientific laws permanently. That these laws have not yet caught up with our civilisation is a matter of our luck to have been born just at this time in history.
To teach evolution is to hurry the onset of our demise. But evolution won't be taught. It will be watered down to be comfortable enough for lady biology teachers. Which is to say a plaything. A word game. Imagining that you are teaching evolution whilst at the same time supporting all the laws designed to set all its basic principles aside.
Evolution offers no reason why every classroom does not become like a monkey cage with the teacher outnumbered 30 to 1 and by fitter organisms.
Your whole position is completely barmy fm unless you mean to pretend to teach evolution and use the pretence to further your agenda against the Church's theology on masturbation, pre-marital intromission in the absence of shotguns, artificial birth control by mechanical, chemical or surgical methods, adultery, divorce, homosexuality, abortion and eugenics. The last named being the obvious and logical outcome of the appliance of science to reproduction.
Which one/s of the above list have you participated in? I have participated in the first four but I wouldn't set about the nation's kids to try to justify any of it.
And teaching is not learning anyway.