@cicerone imposter,
Hey ci. They are scared of you. They daren't tell you that your statement about homosexuality being normal in the animal world was a load of crap. Had they thought otherwise they would have been in defending you. How many other species are there besides cows and I'm not satisfied that what cows do is sexual behaviour as we think of it with candlelit dinners for two, wall to wall deceptions, lingerie, lubrication jellies, spermicides, subdued lighting, the Kama Sutra open on the pillow, and leaning back post coitally sucking a big draw on a Camel and wondering how to get back to the pub respectfully.
Animals don't have sex. They copulate at certain seasons. Often months or even years apart. We don't want that do we?
Are you really going to teach the kids, when you have won this argument, that their sexual behaviour patterns can be readily equated with those of the beasts. That's what the euphemism "I'm not a monkey" is really referring to when thought of intelligently. It denies that proposition. It's only tangentially connected to table manners and dress sense and chattering.
And then there's the "last rasping gasp of the mantis's groom" to consider. One can't go picking and choosing animals to fit whatever argument one wishes to make. Not and be thought of as intelligent.
But I will admit that there's a drift towards chattering and uncivilised table manners and exposing more and more flesh. Ugh!!! Those men in their shorts at the Masters was a horrible sight. So maybe you're all onto something you can ride the coat tails of. Steve Martin did hint in that direction in relation to sex in The Man with Two Brains. And the US was the fastest on the job in an international survey of mount times.
Is all you have to say is about what I'm no good at? If your statement about homosexuality being normal in the animal world is anything to go by then you can't say what I'm no good at often enough for my liking.