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A new supermarket opened in Prudenville; has smellavision

 
 
Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2008 12:34 pm
A new supermarket opened in Prudenville It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2008 12:41 pm
@BumbleBeeBoogie,
Funny, BBB. Very Happy

We have grocery stores with the thunder and mooing. Haven't heard or smelled similar promotions of the dairy, bread or meat section.

The fish market had never required technology.
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2008 12:47 pm
@squinney,


They need to dip into our purse a bit more to pay for all such ...


[The smell of bread and cookies is naturally in most supermarkets here - from their own bakery inside.]
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