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The choice is yours.

 
 
H2O MAN
 
Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 08:06 pm
Let's get out and vote!
Let's make our voices heard.
We've been given the right to choose,
between a douche and a turd.
It’s democracy in action!
Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche,
which do you like best?


Giant Douchebag, or Turd Sandwich. The choice is yours.
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Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 08:12 pm
@H2O MAN,
That's the best commentary South Park ever made on politics.
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Ramafuchs
 
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Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 08:38 pm
@H2O MAN,
My appeal to the american voters.
Please cross the road
Cast your vote
And be sure that it is invalid.
Dream a lot
Sit and wait.
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 09:26 pm
@Ramafuchs,
Right on Ram.
Get on Down with
your Bad self.
Kitten219
 
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Reply Mon 25 Aug, 2008 11:55 pm
@H2O MAN,
Dear Mr. H20 Man,

First, please accept my apology to you and to other posters to your thread for going off topic here.

I used to work for RainSoft and am having a big issue with my AM-18 rebedded valve (dealership sold back to RainSoft here in EGV). Can you please read and respond to my inquiry at http://able2know.org/topic/121462-1 titled "RainSoft Not Final Rinsing or Waterfilling Brine Tank" under "Home Improvement".
Post: # 3,375,011
Kitten219

Thank you soooo very much in advance and again, I'm sorry to barge in on your thread. I saw you answer earlier questions and hunted you up via your most recent thread posting and thought you might consider responding to mine. I found your website but don't have the nerve to bother you there.

T.K. >^*v*^<
H2O MAN
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 07:28 am
@Kitten219,
I'm on it Very Happy
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Nick Ashley
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 02:52 pm
@H2O MAN,
They're both instant classics. But I guess I'll have to go with giant douche, because the fact that it's giant renders it useless, adding parody to the satire.
Robert Gentel
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 04:20 pm
@Nick Ashley,
How did I know you'd smell this one out.

Here's a picture that sums up this feeling about politics pretty well:

http://i29.tinypic.com/9fv5nq.jpg
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Ramafuchs
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 04:29 pm
@H2O MAN,
Freedom is not merely the opportunity to do as one pleases;
neither is it merely the opportunity to choose between set alternatives. Freedom is,
first of all, the chance to formulate the available choices,
to argue over them -- and then, the opportunity to choose."

C. Wright Mills:
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Ramafuchs
 
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Reply Tue 26 Aug, 2008 04:32 pm
@H2O MAN,
One ship sails East,
And another West,
By the self-same winds that blow,
Tis the set of the sails
And not the gales,
That tells the way we go.

Like the winds of the sea
Are the waves of time,
As we journey along through life,
Tis the set of the soul,
That determines the goal,
And not the calm or the strife.
-----------------------------Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Ramafuchs
 
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Reply Tue 16 Sep, 2008 12:50 pm
@Ramafuchs,
Better hear the voice and noise before you make your choice.
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