I will die in a duel with cjsha and H2Oman, but not before I shot them both with a bow and arrow. (I was once a good archer.) Wouldn't want to waste bullets on them.
If the duel doesn't work, my dogs will kill me. I will trip over them and fall on my tile floors, hitting my hear and killing my brain, but not before I push my alarm alert so the dogs can be rescued.