Tue 16 Sep, 2003 08:16 am
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia--making love
to a dead woman.
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the beach, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thin. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons."
#1. It's none of your dam business;
#2. She was my wife; and...
#3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"