The Trial

Reply Tue 16 Sep, 2003 08:16 am
A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia--making love
to a dead woman.

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the beach, I've never heard such a
disgusting, immoral thin. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons."

#1. It's none of your dam business;
#2. She was my wife; and...
#3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"
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