Letty, in dismay wrote:
Oh, dear what should I do?
On the radio thread a minus two.
On the Satan thread a positive seven.
Does this mean that I'm going to heaven?....etc
Oh Letty, do not not fear thy thread
Is sunk! I swear it shall be read!
Though thumbs have made thee fear, I see
The tags shall bring it back to thee!
The thumbs but take thy thread away
From those who do not wish to play.
But those who do, and tag it well,
Shall find it in despite of Hell,
Or dark of night, or Hurricane,
Or trolls, or politics...(the bane
Of threads in that past A2k
Where first thy wireless learned to play)
And, even if they tag it not,
I tell you, lost is not the plot,
Let them but sort them by All Time,
And New Posts add them to this chime,
Then every time that Letty posts,
(Or anyone) to thread she hosts,
She'll leave her lovers little crumbs
That show them where to seat their bums!
And, failing even that, they'll see
If they but click where Letty be,
On topic list, or Posts, I swear,
Her Wireless thread shall be right there!
(As for the Devil doing well?
He always said he'd reign in Hell,
It does us naught to speculate...
In others' hand there lies his fate.)
So Letty, let me free your heart
From fear of loss of wireless art,
Your faithful listeners you'll snag
If you can get them but to tag!