yay! something else is wrong with me!

WTF NOW ITS gone, IT WAS THERE FOR LIKE 2 HOURS...damnit. i so need to get my ass a check up. im tired of my body already.

oh yeah im 23! my bday was like 3 days ago!

nevermind, its not gone...



it doesnt even matter it hurts alot, i popped 5 xanax **** this, im going to sleep.

webmd SUX ASS.


now all i think is i have cancer from my cellphone.

GEEGEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, how are you feeling this morning?

You know that no one here could possibly diagnose you, given the lack of information you've provided. Anyone with any sort of credentials would be afraid of giving the wrong information and anyone without would be BS'ing you.

Of course you know to see a doctor. Might I suggest a checkup. Not the emergency room. As in, get a doctor and have him or her spend a good half hour with you, take blood, a urine sample, check your pressure, your weight, and do an intake history on you. Yeah, it's not cheap. But I think it'll put some of these questions to bed and it will establish baseline records for any time you need care in the future.

it doesnt hurt, but im still awake.

i have to take my dog to the vet in like 3 hours and i only slept for 2 hours...

I'd punt on a hernia.

Ignial hernia

In a man, an inguinal hernia develops in the region where the spermatic cord and blood vessels to the testicles pass out of the abdominal cavity and into the scrotum. The area where these pass through is called the inguinal canal.


In a reductible hernia the protrusion can be put back into place.

In an incarcenated hernia the protrusion can't be put back into place without surgery because some surrounding tissues or parts have grown together.

In a strangulated hernia the protrusion becomes twisted or swollen and interferes with the normal blood flow and muscle action. Immediate surgery is needed in this type of hernia.

Symptoms of Inguinal Hernia
Frequently hernias produce no symptoms. However, some people may experience the following symptoms:

* A lump or swelling in the groin

* A sudden pain into the scrotum

* Abdominal discomfort

* A heavy feeling in the groin

* Pain in the groin while standing or moving

Diagnosis of Inguinal Hernia
If the lump is large, the doctor can see an obvious swelling or lump in the groin. If the hernia is small the doctor will examine the groin area for a bulge in the affected area.


Treatment of Inguinal Hernia

See a doctor though it could well something much more sinister.

You can pay to take your dog to the vet, but you won't go to the doctor for yourself? Get your priorities straight and see a doctor.

im not paying for it

tsk tsk, yall have no confidence in me! lol.i can hustle homies!

i aint got no medical hook ups tho...


i gotta start hollering at girls that work at hospitals or someshit. i did good when i met one at the animal shelter hahaha!

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Maybe you're growing a second penis. Wouldn't that be cool! You'd have a great shot in the porn biz.

nah, then he'd just jerk off twice as much and never leave the house.

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Woah, the possibilities are blowing my mind. With two dicks, sex would last twice as long. That's an entire minute!

dont even talk about porn.

why is everyone telling me id be a good porn star?



lol, sarcastically! its not my fault my first penis is only like 2 inches long!