I agree Margo. We could do a hawaiian theme.
Ukeleles, Don Ho singing "Tiny Bubbles", maybe some karaoke. I can't imagine anything more appropriate.
That sounds like my kind of wake. Lets do it!!! I love "Tiny "bubbles" :-) and some karaoke would really liven things up. If we are strapped for room, we could put all the liquor on top of the casket and set it up as a bar. Good times :-D
cavfancier wrote:Go Wilso! I friggin' hate Elle and her pretensions...
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Was it Elle who said that the only book she wanted to read was one she'd written herself?
(Yes, I think it was her!) Sounds a very deep read!
All the same: After giving this matter much serious thought, I've concluded that it would be preferable to be shallow & beautiful than shallow & ugly!
Jennifer Lopez-if that cow was any more shallow, you'd be able to see right through her.
But, she's just Jenny from the block.
Used to have a little now she have a lot.
wilso, I hope you're not calling JLo a cow because you think she's fat.
littlek wrote:wilso, I hope you're not calling JLo a cow because you think she's fat.
No, because she's a worthless, arrogant bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else, and who believes that the air the rest of us breathe isn't good enough for her.
Yikes! Even a cow is worth something. Do you know her?
Errrmmm, I felt oddly drawn to this topic, I wonder why?
Perhaps those with true natural beauty aren't as shallow as those average-looking people who need to maintain it with various potions & lotions. They probably feel that other average-looking people like me should make more of an effort, hence they are shallow.
Ah, no worries, GD, just lose that nasty old anorak, and buy a new jumper for a change . . .
Combing one's hair helps as well, but isn't absolutely necessary . . .
I realised 10 years ago that shaving my hair off was a much better option than combing, styling and all that nonsense and I've never looked back.
I do make some kind of effort when out-and-about, but refuse on principle to spend the vast majority of my income on desgner label clothes.
As for tanning booths (very popular here with both men and women) - I'm probably at risk of lung cancer, being a smoker, and can't see why people want to add skin cancer to their list of possible causes of death.
I'm keeping the anorak though, you fashion-Nazi!
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
I'm of Irish descent, and therefore about as white as white gets . . . i stay out of the noon-day sun (too many maddogs and Englishmen about, anyway), and the idea of a tanning booth is high-larious to me. I personally think that nothing looks more ridiculous than a white person in a predominantly white society in the middle of winter with skin the color of stained oak. What is really disgusting, is the men and women in their 40's whose skin now has the hue of walnut, and looks like untreated leather . . . god, i'm making myself ill.
Are the booths common over there? It's probably because it's only sunny enough here to tan for about 2 weeks per year. My house-mate even owns his own sun-bed! He was actually embarrassed to tell us what it was when it got delivered, which makes me wonder why he bought it. He is indeed now turning walnut!
