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Stopped by a Cop

 
 
Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2008 02:49 pm
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes ou t the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks ov er at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part................... Smile










'Only when he's been drinking.
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2008 08:53 am
"Sir, please step out of the car"...
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ZoSo
 
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Reply Fri 4 Jul, 2008 10:25 pm
(officer draws taser)
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Miller
 
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Reply Sun 6 Jul, 2008 02:30 pm
Hah! But lightening strikes, as the cop points the weapon at the
motorist...


There is a God in those heavens... Laughing
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ZoSo
 
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Reply Mon 7 Jul, 2008 11:56 pm
Thankfully for the cop though, he is wearing incredibly thick police issue rubber boots that save him from the lightning strike
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2008 09:01 am
GOD: "Better luck next time"!
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