Calamity Jane will not be able to do it

Gus, Jane does not need a phone to be heard.

Unlike so many others, I do know how to drive and I can handle just
about anything while driving - from drinking coffee, talking on the phone,
applying lipstick, AND holding a steady speed at 85 mph. Can't do that
Gustav, can you?

Nonetheless to comply with at least one law, I have tried in vain to get my bluetooth headset working, and it just won't

Thank you for your vote of confidence, Seaglass!