The Perfect Woman Discovered

No Lone Star? That's hardly perfect.

100 bucks says you'd suck it up (no pun intended) and drink from the tap :wink:

I might just mosey up for a cold one.

Or cozy up for a molded one.

I wish I had as much respect for myself as that woman has.

I just noticed that there are a couple of beer taps in the photo.

Were those there before?

Yeah - she should have good quality beer rather than bud

maybe you would if you had a set like that :wink:

She does, Bear. Trust me. I've seen the woman.

well then, no wonder she's so proud

And I am proud of her. As you should be.

Chai is one of us, Bear. Did you know that?

She is just as demented as you and I. I say we allow her in the tree house.

wow.

what crappy beer.
why is she serving that?

You mean you're gonna let me in the club?

Hold on, let me go get my girly magazines.

ok.

now I gotta find my strap on.

if you can serve beer outta those knockers , then I think you have a permanent seat here lady..

<Scampers quickly down "secret exit", fear emblazoned on face>

You think you can fool me with that "secret exit"

I know you access it by pulling on the newell post in the conservatory.

That is just one of the things I've learned from Nancy Drew.


Here's some others.....




NANCYS LIST OF NEVERS
To help keep you safe while sleuthing...

Never ignore a tapping noise; it could be Morse Code.
Never investigate a strange dog with an angry growl.
Never sleuth without first planning a hiding place.
Never hesitate to yell "Help! Help!" when you�re in trouble.
Never leave home without a bobby pin for picking locks.
Never ignore instincts when you meet an odd character.
Never break into an empty bungalow unless it's vital.
Never walk into a trap when tailing a suspect.
Never climb stairs without checking for creaky boards.
Never overlook footprints as a clue to a suspect's identity.
Never go sleuthing without a large skeleton key.
Never go enter a secret passageway without propping the door.
Never go near a ticking sound; it may be a time bomb.
Never discard a cryptic note; no doubt it's written in code.
Never investigate without a good disguise, like a black wig.
Never sleuth without a pocket compass and flashlight.
Never tail a suspect without a road map to hide behind.
Never read obscure writing without a magnifying glass.
Never overlook a diary when investigating a mystery.
Never let a rip in your frock keep you from sleuthing.
Never wear an ordinary trenchcoat; it must be reversible.
Never inhale from a strange bottle or you may black out.
Never settle your nerves with anything but a cup of tea.
Never ignore a flashing light in a window; it's may be code.
Never get in the path of a runaway elephant.
Never underestimate girls; they may surprise you.
Never overlook body cues; crinkly eyes may reveal a lie.
Never ignore a spider bite when your arm swells up.