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Baby Boomers Retire

 
 
Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 08:21 am
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 08:27 am
Bi- That's a bloomin' riot. Thanks for the laugh! Laughing
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TTH
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 08:37 am
I have seen that before, but it still makes me laugh. Thanks for posting it Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 9 Jun, 2008 08:38 am
Lol!!!




But...retire????



Ha!!!!!

If only....
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2008 08:22 pm
It's been fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:

They include:
    Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now! Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom Marvin Gaye ---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone Abba--- Denture Queen Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too! And my favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2008 08:30 pm
i've enjoyed being an "early boomer" for the last 23 years Laughing
glad to have escaped the rat-race early .
i don't need a treadmill

http://www.aafp.org/fpm/20060600/51gett_f1.jpg

Laughing

prefer splashing in the pool Very Happy

http://www.haurandkennels.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/splashing_in_pool.jpg
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2008 08:54 pm
Those are great, Region! Laughing

I like "Fifty ways to lose your liver"
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fgkee
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2008 08:59 pm
looks cute. thanks for sharing
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2008 09:59 pm
HAHAHA!!! Hey...wait a minute!!! I'M A BABY BOOMER!!!.

I'm only 48. Breathe in, breathe out...don't stop.
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