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Things kids say

 
 
kev
 
Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2003 06:32 am
A little boy came home from his first day at sunday school, mom asked what he had learnt today, his reply was that he had learnt a hymn about a cross eyed bear called Gladly.

It took his mom a while to realise the hymn was gladly, the cross I'd bear.
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Reply Sat 6 Sep, 2003 12:55 pm
Walt Kelly made a tradition of this in his comic strip Pogo
This is his best known result: "Deck the Hall with Boughs of Holly"

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
Walt Kelly

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley,
Ninky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

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