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Mon 18 Nov, 2002 10:53 am
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He
buys two cases of beer.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
night? A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married
women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in
common? A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God
says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you
make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
Young Man: "My wife is so beautiful she could be a movie star"
Older Man: "Yeah, well my wife looks just like a movie star, too"
Young Man: "Really? Which movie star?"
Older Man: "Danny Devito"
timber
What do women have in common with hurricanes?
When they arrive, they are hot and humid; when they leave, they take away your house and your car.
God gathers Adam and Eve and asks them:
-Who of you two wants to pee standing up?
Adam fretfully jumps up and raises his hand.
-OK Adam, you get to pee standing up; and Eve, you get multiple orgasms.
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