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Wed 30 Apr, 2008 07:45 am
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
And might I add...It is better to have loved a short woman than never to
have loved a tall
Dear sweet jesus defend me.
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An old rabbi and a young rabbi both want to get new, black suits and the old rabbi suggests they visit the tailor Pinkus, because he's been told his rates are very low. The young rabbi is dubious, but he agrees, so they go to the tailor Pinkus and each order a suit. They come back in a week, and the young rabbi gets angry and says Pinkus has made the suits from used material, and that the black fabric is turning green. So the old rabbi admits that his eyesight isn't what it used to be, and suggests they step into the street to look at the material in sunlight.
Just then two nuns, an old nun and a young nun, are walking by. The young nun turns to the old nun and says:
"Those two priests sure dress oddly for priests, don't they Sister Corva Negra?"
"But those aren't priests, they're rabbis!"
"Oh, Sister, they must be priests, they were speaking Latin. I distinctly heard the older priest saying: 'Pincus fuctus.'"
'Corva Negra'
Haven't you outgrown your fear of them yet, Set? :wink:
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