Pizza Hut order in 2020:
>
>Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national
>ID number?"
>
>Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."
>
>Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
>
>Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
>6102049998-45-54610."
>
>Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Thompson . I see you li ve at 1742 Meadowland
>Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
>Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which
>number are you calling from, sir?"
>
>Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
>
>Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
>
>Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
>All-Meat Special pizzas."
>
>Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
>
>Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
>
>Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
>high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
>Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
>
>Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
>
>Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll
>like it."
>
>Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
>
>Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
>local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
>
>Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,
> >then."
>
>Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
>kids, sir. Your tot al is $49.99."
>
>Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
>
>Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
>Your credit card balance is over its limit."
>
>Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
>driver gets here."
>
>Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
>overdrawn."
>
>Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash
> >ready.
>How long will it take?"
>
>Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
>minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up
> >while
>you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can
>be a little awkward."
>
>Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
>
>Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
>your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.
>
>Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!&?#!"
>
>Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
>a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
>
>Customer: (Speechless)
>
>Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
>
>Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".
>
>Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents
> >us
>from offering free soda to diabetics."
>
>Have a great day
>
>
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