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Sat 12 Apr, 2008 04:23 pm
Sex Tips to the Oldsters
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
- Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
- Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.
I just realized that woman is wearing my exact outfit on some recent photos shown on a2k. Well, I wasn't having coffee at the time of the photo, otherwise, too damned close.