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Fri 11 Apr, 2008 08:33 am
"In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em."
The best limerick I ever wrote was in 1999 or so and it went like this:
If you're thinking of voting for Bush
Have a proctologist examine your tush
I don't mean to be lewd
But you're sure to get screwed
And it's best if they don't have to push