1
   

Post Your Limericks Here!

 
 
Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 08:33 am
"In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em."
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 1 • Views: 539 • Replies: 1
No top replies

 
boomerang
 
  1  
Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 10:42 am
The best limerick I ever wrote was in 1999 or so and it went like this:

If you're thinking of voting for Bush
Have a proctologist examine your tush
I don't mean to be lewd
But you're sure to get screwed
And it's best if they don't have to push
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Post Your Limericks Here!
Copyright © 2020 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.04 seconds on 06/05/2020 at 12:04:52