Tiffanys

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around and sees a beautiful
>> diamond bracelet. As she bends over to look more closely she
>> inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around
>> nervously
>> to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. As she turns around,
>> her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing
>> right behind her .
>> Displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady,
>> 'Good
>> day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping
>> that the salesman didn't witness her little 'accident', she asks,
>> 'Sir,
>> what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
>> He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
>> **** when I tell you the price.'