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What True Love Looks Like

 
 
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 10:30 am
seriously.... who the hell is that couple in the first picture?
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 10:36 am
It's Garg and his prom date.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 10:38 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
seriously.... who the hell is that couple in the first picture?


To my knowledge it's just some white trash senior picture that somehow went way public.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 10:39 am
squinney wrote:
It's Garg and his prom date.


I was most definitely not in danger of impregnating anyone in high school. I'm not sure why. I was 115 pounds of sheer sex in my marching band uniform.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 10:57 am
Oh, God, you made me have a flashback Gargamel

I know someone who actually had that soft light type picture done when she was preggers.

In hers, this sheet was swaddled around her breasts, the 9 month stomach sticking out, and her husband kneeling in front of her, with his hands reaching up and grasping the hugeness of her gut, and looking adoringly up into her eyes.

It really made me want to retch. Instead, I kept a straight face until I turned the corner, then just about bust a gut laughing.

Fact is, this woman was Uber Bitch, and totally P-whipped her husband.



I kept picturing the day, 11 years later, when the boys friends find that picture. The kid would have to go kill his mother, tell his father he felt so bad for him being tortured that way, kill him to stop the memories, then off himself.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 02:19 pm
Chai wrote:
I kept picturing the day, 11 years later, when the boys friends find that picture. The kid would have to go kill his mother, tell his father he felt so bad for him being tortured that way, kill him to stop the memories, then off himself.


Wow! I love the idea of a modern-day Greek tragedy touched off by a tasteless soft-focus pregnancy photo Smile
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 03:51 pm
This must be a Mormon couple in love - she looks awafully young, doesn't she?

http://www.mnkilmer.com/pictures/030727.jpg
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 04:06 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
This must be a Mormon couple in love - she looks awafully young, doesn't she?

http://www.mnkilmer.com/pictures/030727.jpg


She looks drugged. And probably is, considering the company.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 05:31 pm
cyphercat wrote:
Chai wrote:
I kept picturing the day, 11 years later, when the boys friends find that picture. The kid would have to go kill his mother, tell his father he felt so bad for him being tortured that way, kill him to stop the memories, then off himself.


Wow! I love the idea of a modern-day Greek tragedy touched off by a tasteless soft-focus pregnancy photo Smile


I wonder what Demi's child thinks of this cover. Does she get to tell people she was on the cover of Vogue? I think this is the photo that launched a million copycats, and some of them just happen to live in Kentucky trailer parks.

http://neilperkin.typepad.com/only_dead_fish/images/2007/03/27/vanity_fair.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 05:36 pm
Jesus, i get tired of Yankee bigotry.

You don't have to live in Kentucky to be a redneck . . . or to be stupid.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 05:46 pm
Setanta wrote:
You don't have to live in Kentucky to be a redneck . . . or to be stupid.


No ****. But it just happens to be funnier if you are. Call it bad luck.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 9 Apr, 2008 05:56 pm
Sure, sure . . . Kentucky, five million people, fifteen family names . . .
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 07:58 am
I honestly love Kentucky and have spent quite a bit of time in the northern part of the state.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 12:59 pm
They do have great fried chicken.

That baby is going to make some 35 year old grandmother very proud.
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 04:18 pm
Youngest grandmother at 26.
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2PacksAday
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 04:47 pm



****! There goes our record...stupid England...I'd like to see them best our meth lab production though.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 07:49 pm
gheez, grandma had given birth herself at 14 - wow. Three generations
in the house, and none over 30. That's hard to beat!
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 08:05 pm
? And how did nobody know? Was she that large or what? I am totally confused. ?
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 08:10 pm
that's a whole nother story I'm sure.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 13 Apr, 2008 08:15 pm
Chair, I'm tired. Mind if I sit on your seat for a bit?
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