Did you hear it?

Did you hear it? On Easter Sunday a meat packing plant in the western Arkansas exploded, forcing over 180 (!) people to be evacuated from their houses, because ammonia gas leaked into the air! And although our state officials reported that none of those working at the plant was injured, then numerous witnesses said that they saw injured.
Of course, our authorities will try again to prove us that this blast is an ordinary accident without any injuries. But for most residents of a small west Arkansas town of Booneville a fire and set of sudden explosions that fully destroyed the meat packing plant unambiguously means the next act of terror, organized by Islamic extremists on our territory!
These Muslims have ventured too far now! And if our administration is unable to protect own citizens, it is time for us to solve the problem under own stream. We should get rid of all Muslim immigrants, arrived at our native land, as soon as possible! Otherwise we ourselves will be headhunted…