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Thoughts for a rainy day.

 
 
roger
 
Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 07:32 pm
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a "slight tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" saves you only thirty cents?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.


How is it that "one careless match" can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire or re-light a pilot light?



AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

You read about all these Terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now.....compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
Thoughts for a rainy day...........

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.


Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a "slight tax increase" cost you two hundred dollars and a "substantial tax cut" saves you only thirty cents?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.


How is it that "one careless match" can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire or re-light a pilot light?



AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

You read about all these Terrorists--most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now.....compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
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bandylu2
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 07:40 pm
Um, roger, these are really funny but I think maybe once would have been enough???
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 07:54 pm
OH NO! They have been here before.

Embarrassed
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bandylu2
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 07:57 pm
No, not that I know of. Just twice here, now, above. Did you forget you typed them and then type them again, or did you just cut and paste twice?
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 08:01 pm
I must have pasted twice. I can't even find the other posting. What a moron.
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bandylu2
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 08:08 pm
Definitely not moronic, just a feature of our (now, what did we decide to call it?) 'ripened' age.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 17 Nov, 2002 09:33 pm
Very clever. Wish I had some to add.
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gezzy
 
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Reply Mon 18 Nov, 2002 09:27 am
LOL Roger :-D
Am I seeing double? Laughing
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