Excellent Craven!:
"I wish people would not invest so much emotion of little banners.
"If I had my druthers all the flags on earth would be used as toilet paper."
I vote we create a new Pledge which replaces the current one and which springs from those wise sentences.
I wipe my bum with flags
They are very handy rags
But to my plummer
They are a bummer
Oh how the man retches and gags
very nice Edgar.........but we need a pledge of allegence........
I pledge allegiance to artistic licence, justice and the integrity of mankind. One humanity, indivisible, with freedom and justice for all.
Well, it's a start.
Or we could destroy all flags before Congress is back in session.
