Finishing School for Ginch??

There's something about Team KKKlintler which I've been wondering about recently and which I'm hoping one of the hard-core demmies here, possibly Roxanne or JoeFromChicago or somebody, could fill me in on.....

The Ginch (Chelsea KKKlintler) appears to have reached adulthood more or less and assumed her rightful place on the team. She clearly has her formal education under her belt. The question is, assuming they mean for her to carry on the tradition, and you have to assume that since there isn't any evidence of there being any other KKKlintler kids in her generation...

Where do they send her to learn how to kill people and manage all of the other kinds of gangster ****??

I mean, if I try putting myself in the older KKKlintlers' places, I could teach the kid anything she wanted to know about firearms, weight lifting, boxing, wrestling or judo contest kinds of stuff and I have at least one really good place I could send her for hand2hand combat training, but it kind of stops there. I really don't know anything at all about poisons beyond what you'd obtain at Southern States and, when you get into the really exotic ****, my mind just boggles and I can't even think of a place you'd go to learn it. I mean, having people die in inexplicable airplane crashes or turn up in public parks with guns in their hands and suicide notes or die in prisons when guards confiscate their heart medicine and the mainstream media won't talk about it and nobody in the nation's entire justice system lifts a finger to do anything about it even when they've been out of power for eight years...

I don't even think you could learn that kind of stuff in the KGB or whatever they're calling that these days or MOSSAD. I mean, when MOSSAD kills people, they LOOK like they've been killed, and not like they simply got collosally unlucky.

That's the question. Does the CFR provide groups like Team KKKlintler with some sort of finishing school like that, or do they "home school", or what exactly??