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Mon 17 Mar, 2008 06:32 pm
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" Embarrassed, I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
Snort.
Send him a copy of this thread. All will be well. You've got a gyno with a sense of humor and cool.
oh ****
I am having a visual.
that
is
funny
and you could only bring yourself to talk about this now?
Your title is misleading, squinney... it should be called "My HooHa" :wink:
I've paid to see 'em all over the country, but can't remember a sparkly, glittery one.
You might could start a new trend...
(see Bella Dea)
Rockhead - you saying you're Spitzer in disguise??
Maybe I worked for Spitzer's Chicago wanna be brother once upon a time....(equally nice guy, same drive to exceed)
Girls just find me funny now. :wink: (kinda like Spitzer, maybe)
BWA HA HA HA....extra effort... priceless!
Not fair, shewolf. You just made me burst out laughing in the middle of a hotel lobby. Way too funny!
I am so giggling here - thanks SheWolf - that's made my day!
ooops, wrong woman and _ _ _ _ _ _
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It's definitely a funny one, shewolf. That joke's been forwarded to me a few times now, but every time I see it, I still laugh ... and cringe.