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My washcloth

 
 
Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 06:32 pm
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" Embarrassed, I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 06:38 pm
Snort.





Send him a copy of this thread. All will be well. You've got a gyno with a sense of humor and cool.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 06:50 pm
oh ****


I am having a visual.


that



is




funny
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 06:52 pm
Now THAT is funny!
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:03 pm
and you could only bring yourself to talk about this now?
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:21 pm
Your title is misleading, squinney... it should be called "My HooHa" :wink:
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:31 pm
He he he he he he.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:31 pm
<snort>

What a riot.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:33 pm
I've paid to see 'em all over the country, but can't remember a sparkly, glittery one.

You might could start a new trend...

(see Bella Dea)
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:40 pm
Rockhead - you saying you're Spitzer in disguise??
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:44 pm
Maybe I worked for Spitzer's Chicago wanna be brother once upon a time....(equally nice guy, same drive to exceed)

Girls just find me funny now. :wink: (kinda like Spitzer, maybe)
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 07:46 pm
BWA HA HA HA....extra effort... priceless!
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JPB
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 08:11 pm
Laughing

Not fair, shewolf. You just made me burst out laughing in the middle of a hotel lobby. Way too funny!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 08:47 pm
I am so giggling here - thanks SheWolf - that's made my day! Laughing
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 08:51 pm
ooops, wrong woman and _ _ _ _ _ _
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 08:58 pm
Laughing

I just checked.

Nope.

Not me.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 09:25 pm
http://www.fromnaturewithlove.com/images/GlitRedHeart.jpg
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Mame
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 09:38 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 09:40 pm
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z92/dazzlej2/glitter/cat-lovers/cat.gif
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mckenzie
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2008 11:27 pm
It's definitely a funny one, shewolf. That joke's been forwarded to me a few times now, but every time I see it, I still laugh ... and cringe.
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