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My CoUsIn iS a nUt.

 
 
Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 08:44 pm
My cousin is funny. He's a couple years older than me, and we were close when we were kids. We live in different parts of the country and go long stretches without contacting each other, but we remain fairly close. I haven't heard from him in a long time, but he e-mailed me the other day out of the blue. The following is the e-mail exchange we've been having.

My cousin:

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You there?


Me:

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Yeah, I'm here. Wanna make somethin' of it?


My cousin:

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I'm surprised you could take your hands of your penis long enough to respond! I guess you are a Master One Armed Typing Machine!


Me:

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One-armed typing? That's kid stuff. I'm actually blowing myself right now.


My cousin:

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WoW TaLeNt LiKe OuRs MuSt RuN iN tHe FaMiLy. CaN YoU BeLiEvE tHat My WiFe iS ****iNg Me iN tHe AsS RiGhT NoW! Oh SnAp!!!!




"Oh SnAp!!!!" indeed.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 08:47 pm
Now how can I possibly respond with something as funny as THAT!? Can't be done.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 13 Mar, 2008 08:59 pm
kickycan wrote:
Now how can I possibly respond with something as funny as THAT!? Can't be done.


Respond with
Shes good at that, I taught her how to do it.
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Chai
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2008 05:31 am
Other Peoples Money - 1991
Danny DeVito playing "Larry the Liquidator"

Larry having conversation with someone in his office. They are interrupted by phone ringing....


Larry: Hello?

pause....

Larry: Yeah, your wife's here, but she can't talk right now, she's got my dick in her mouth.

hangs up.

Larry: heh heh....I love wrong numbers.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 14 Mar, 2008 05:41 am
You related to AMigo?
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