My cousin is funny. He's a couple years older than me, and we were close when we were kids. We live in different parts of the country and go long stretches without contacting each other, but we remain fairly close. I haven't heard from him in a long time, but he e-mailed me the other day out of the blue. The following is the e-mail exchange we've been having.
My cousin:
Me:
Quote:Yeah, I'm here. Wanna make somethin' of it?
My cousin:
Quote:I'm surprised you could take your hands of your penis long enough to respond! I guess you are a Master One Armed Typing Machine!
Me:
Quote:One-armed typing? That's kid stuff. I'm actually blowing myself right now.
My cousin:
Quote:WoW TaLeNt LiKe OuRs MuSt RuN iN tHe FaMiLy. CaN YoU BeLiEvE tHat My WiFe iS ****iNg Me iN tHe AsS RiGhT NoW! Oh SnAp!!!!
"Oh SnAp!!!!" indeed.
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