LAWYER TO LAWYER

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking,
smartly dressed woman sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it
going?" Having already had a few drinks, she turns
around, faces him, looks him straight in the eyes
and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime,
anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."
He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm
are you with?"