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Thu 28 Aug, 2003 02:49 pm
Tabloid Headlines
Tabloid headlines are crude, cheap shots at people. Sensational junk.
Do you laugh at 'em or hate 'em
Make up a humorous, harmless tabloid headline involving A2K people. You can use names or avatars or just keep people guessing
Virginia babe in secret tryst with Euro gigilo.
Letty confesses under ...
duress that she has a gigilo lover in Euro. Leads double life
Roger is hardly surprised.
Bunny indicted in harebrained scheme!
FrankApisa to Enter Monastery
cavfancier to Open Chain of Fast Food Restaurants
Love it, OaK. After that recent scare, this will be FUN!
dlowan, the rabbit, confesses to being a cat man. Accumulated millions in second story robberies. Caught while attempting to lift a 24 caret carrot. Claims she was framed by the unicorn, hiama.
Roger the Rat fingers Phoenix for arson. Now under the witness protection program.
Phoenix claims she needed the ashes to combat mosquito bites.
Letty claims she was in the fugue state. Remembers nothing.
Wasn't there,
Didn't do it.
CHAMALEON MONSTER
HARASSES L'L BUNNY
*Evildoer changes avatar every few seconds to avoid justice
*Polka doted bikini and shaven cat offered as proof
*"Why the smeg does he do that? Waaaah!", smokes the Bunny
SMOKIN' BUNNY TURNS UP HEAT ON HARASSER:
"We Plan To Make Hell Too Hot For Chameleon de Kere" She Vows!
AND THE -GUY SAYS UP URS!
heck... I was looking fer the insomnia thread...
WEBMASTER FOILS HIPPY PLOT
*Hostile A2K takeover prevented by Master De Kere
*Craven menaced with torture by Smoking Bunny
*"Hippies will not deter me with harassment charges"
I'm just wondering, if I should start to discuss some responses here:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9958&highlight=
old and knew ~ 'whew' ~ thanks for making an appearance.
Now.....
Why wasn't I mentioned on this thread?
I can be daring! I can be wreckless! I can be....I can be....I can be....
Well. Nevermind.
Just me. :wink:
Misti sues MisRae for misquotes. Claims libel and plagiarism.
Both to appear in Judge Judy's court on Labor Day.
Retired film editor mogul, John Oak, charged with altering video of Tony Blair's speech to congress.
Blair claims Oak doctored tape to be less eloquent and make more sense.
FLORIDA HOTEL BOSS
HI-JACKS CIGARETTE TRUCK
ANTI SMOKING GANG SAY BURN IN HELL
COPS & FBI ARREST 2 CATS
OAK DENIES BLAIR CLAIMS
OAK, A FAILED WANNABE ROCK STAR CLAIMS --
]]"I DON'T DO NO POLITICS, I WAS DEALING BOOTLEGS OF BILL HALEY & OLD SUN RECORDS"
QUESTIONED FURTHER, OAK CLAIMED,
"IT'S ALL GONE, WE HAD A FREAKIN' BLACKOUT THAT'S COST ME MILLIONS"[/color][/size]
Cicerone Imposter arrested after trying to skyjack jumbo jet
After holding a sharpened money clip to the jugular of the plane's pilot, collapses and plane lands safely. All passengers shaken, but no one hurt.
As airport security takes him off in shackles, C.I. is heard to be blathering about fear of flying.
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